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Genre: In case thou requires a lower layer, The Colonel is a satirical newspaper.  Some Most of the reporting, including letters to the editor, is fabricated. The Colonel uses fictitious names in its stories, except in cases where public figures and prominent individuals are being satirized. See also The Onion.

Corporate: The Colonel holds no affiliation with Yum! Brands, Inc., Colonel Sanders, or Kentucky Fried Chicken.  Nor is it the official publication of The Kentucky Colonels, that primogeniture-like club of the Commonwealth.

Legal: All stories that appear on The Colonel are copyright of The Colonel (2004-2011).  © All rights assumed.

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